Funny Political Jokes
Well, of course they are funny, they wouldn't been called jokes if they weren't funny :)
While creating my collection of funny political quotes, I ran into many political jokes. Luckily, I've kept in my file most of the funniest ones. So, why keep them in a folder no one will read - better to share a few laughs with you guys :)
- My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
- I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
- I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
- The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
- Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.
- My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
- On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
- If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President
- A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
- Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
- I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
- You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
- Are you from Pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania
- If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
- The star of Cake Boss was arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
- Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
- Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper.
I will try to keep the list updated.