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Funny Political Jokes

Well, of course they are funny, they wouldn't been called jokes if they weren't funny :)

While creating my collection of funny political quotes, I ran into many political jokes. Luckily, I've kept in my file most of the funniest ones. So, why keep them in a folder no one will read - better to share a few laughs with you guys :)

  1. My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
  2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.
  3. I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
  4. The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
  5. Republicans & Democrats are like divorced parents who care more about getting the kids to hate the other one than they are their well-being.
  6. My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
  7. On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
  8. If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President
  9. A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.
  10. Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
  11. I want to do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
  12. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
  13. Are you from Pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania
  14. If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of progress?
  15. The star of Cake Boss was arrested for DWI. Police interrogated him for 30 minutes at 350 degrees.
  16. Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.
  17. Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level; it’s cheaper.

I will try to keep the list updated.